Queen Meme Machine
random blog about stuff and things. Anime enthusiast and lazy memer by profession.

// As you know, tumblr is enacting the no naughty naughty not safe for work rules that will take effect December 17th. That means that most of the content on my blogs, will be flagged or probably even worse than that. So in this post I will be tagging each of the rp blogs that I have and putting my discord so that people can still be in contact with me

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Sona @staccxto

Akali @ask-akali

Ahri @charmkissed

Lux @illumisms

Irelia @ofervor

Kayle @holy-fervor

Quinn @wingedclaws

Soraka @star-calling


JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES

Jotara Kujo (female Jotaro) @platinumiisms

Jolyne Cujoh @ccjoh



OC 

Beatrice Vaughn @scrvivcr


Now with those out of the way, I am going to post my discord so that people can add me on it and stuff, I will also be posting this all over the blogs listed so that others can see it and not lose contact with me. 

Joxi#4292

50shadesofcanteven:

ruining-the-surprise:

rickdragornson:

badsciencejokes:

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Uh

Heavy metals in the what now?

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So here’s a Reconstruction of what happened
As you can clearly see, the Heavy Metal inside the child made her attracted to the car. Very Sad

Bruh I didn’t mean to laugh but bitch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

pedanticgay:

aspieragus:

Are you guys trying to tell me that all these memes I’ve been seeing of those two over the last few weeks were all contained in less than three minutes??

This is how I create drama with my friends when I feel chats are getting boring

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

spitblaze:

sinistropteryx:

sarazanmai:

why is this anime like this

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pale-asks:

send me 🍏 if i come off as masculine!
send me 🍎 if i come off  as feminine!
send me 🍓if i come off as androgynous!
send me  🍒 if i come off as other!

boogaloojones:

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I CONTROL THE DIE

β—€
Anonymous whispered: Wad it do doe.

whomst is this 

romanticprolapse:

The Girls With A Passion For Fashion…

amuyopo:

This is how bard support in my team usually works.
Please credit me if you wanna upload it again at somewhere else ty

My proposal for types of ‘Dream Mommy’ characters

insomniac-arrest:

  • Library Mommy: library lady trope, wears an overly large sweater and has a collection of pens; doesn’t actually have kids, but sometimes a family can be one woman, two cats, and a netflix account
  • Mechanic Mommy:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want her to fix my car; two twin kids that run around, has three tattoos and a barbershop haircut, fixes other gadgets on the side and shows me how to hold a wrench
  • CEO Mommy: pencil skirt, on the phone, gotta work hard to woo her but she will take you to the pier and you’ll ruin the financial lives of several wall street bankers together, Buff™- works out to get rid of stress
  • Ghost Mommy: floats in and out of the game, totally dead, kind of see-through, solve her murder and you unlock some supernatural lovin’
  • Rockstar Mommy: plays the guitar, ripped clothing, responds in grunts, a lil’ tipsy at points in the game and will show you her gauge collection, wears sunglasses 23/7
  • Susan, from accounting: she’ll have to date me eventually
  • Monster Mommy: straight up funky monster lady of your choice, rips her shirt off at least once during the full moon, route involves getting rid of all the silver in your house; her son trades Yugioh cards

My sexuality is chicken nuggets